**N.B. I obviously did not actually transform into a zombie I’m referring to the ‘Living Dad Girl’ state I’m in this fine Saturday morning at this ungodly hour.**
So I went to watch paranormal eff-with-ur-mind-tivity last night with one of my girl friends.
Two things happened:
#1) I screamed a couple of times in the theater… but so did other people so I didn’t feel so lame.
#2) I couldn’t fall asleep until 4:00 in the a.m. thus, making it extremely difficult to wake up for work on time…
(My hair looks like it belongs on a mangy little bush pig today.)
My suggestions for preparation before you see Paranormal Activity:
#1) Wear a diaper
#2) Don’t eat popcorn while watching movie (if u gasp you’ll choke and possibly die)
If you are ever faced with a situation in which paranormal activity occurs in your own domain:
#1) Always listen to people who tell you they saw/felt/or heard something when there is CLEAR evidence of happenings within the domestic domain or around loved ones.
#2) If you heard noises DO NOT go investigate therefore leaving your very young and extremely defenseless child by him or herself.
#3) You cannot defeat a demon on your own. HIRE a priest, an EXORCIST, or buy a butt-load of holy water and douse your home and family members.
#4) The family pet is always the first to go. If you think a big dog will save you from the paranormal you are sadly mistaken and that poor animal will suffer to protect your dense self.
Til next time 🙂